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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

A good laugh is able to give you the same benefits as an aerobics class. It also boosts the immune system, lowers blood pressure and lessons pain. It can figure into your whole being and create wellness around you.

Below is some laughter to get you started and I ask you to consider Laughter as a bigger part of your life. A big thanks to MyHumor.org for the funny list below!

Funny Lists
www.myhumor.org
I Wonder . . .
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station... GO FIGURE!

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

Blessings of God,
Major
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